Dragon Half
Dragon Half takes the usual fantasy-adventure ingredients and immediately throws dignity out the window. Mink wants a magical potion that could make her completely human and, hopefully, worthy of Dick. Instead she gets dragged through monsters, rival princesses, incompetent villains, absurd tournaments and escalating slapstick where being the heroine mostly means surviving everybody else's terrible decisions.
Released as two OVA episodes in 1993, Dragon Half is one of those compact early-90s anime objects that feels almost engineered for tape trading and convention-room recommendations. The animation snaps between ordinary fantasy designs and deliberately deformed comedy at a moment's notice, while Kotono Mitsuishi plays Mink with exactly the amount of energy the material requires: too much.
It is short. It is loud. It never became the four-episode adaptation originally envisioned, so the story simply stops while the manga keeps going. Somehow that makes the anime feel even more like an artifact of the OVA era.
And yes, the ending theme is called "My Omelette" and is sung over Beethoven. Some things belong in an archive because history would sound made up without the evidence.
Guides and reference pages for this series. More coming.