ROSARIO

King Siva's priest-like adviser has the appearance of a sinister court magician and approximately none of the corresponding competence. Rosario repeatedly proposes schemes for getting rid of Mink, including pushing her toward the Brutal Killer Martial Arts Tournament. His supposed magical mystique relies heavily on theatrics, tricks and the hope that nobody asks too many questions. He survives around the royal court largely by producing another idea before the King has finished being angry about the last one.